I think I'll start out with something from A Bitch Named Karma.
A strange woman stood nearby wearing a long patchwork dress fusing together hideous mismatched fabrics, one appearing to be burlap or something else equally coarse. Her long reddishorange hair flowed past her behind and she ranted about something. I ignored her screeches as I walked by until her pale hand shoved a photocopied paper in front of my face.
“Change your destiny!” she screamed. “Karma will destroy your life if you don’t change your ways!”
“Yeah, okay lady.” I pushed the Karma Kronicle back at her.
“You’ll be sorry…” I faintly heard as I continued on.