@Lisaurstein: So someone just found my blog searching "Lisa pull my pants down, lisa suk my pp on you tube" my eyes my eyes o.O
@kirstiealley: DWTS makes people happy!!!! Thank you for having me..it's makes me happy too!!! xxxo
@abswrites: I wish people cared about real issues as much as they care about football referees.
@SW_Messenger: Why am I incapable of using superglue without gluing my fingers together at least once???
@rklipman: HEY I JUST MET YOU STOP AND THIS IS CRAZY STOP BUT PHONES HAVEN'T BEEN INVENTED YET STOP SO TELEGRAM ME MAYBE STOP
@Chrishell7: I feel like I legitimately have the right to key a car that purposely takes 2 parking spaces.
@Pamstucky: Whoever just found my website by searching on "how to make a pterodactyl out of toilet paper roll," Thank you - you made my day!
@honeyrun: You know what's funny? Paintings of Adam & Eve where they both have belly buttons. Think about that, take as much time as you need
@MandyHubbard: We should bring this back. RT @OMGFacts: In ancient Rome, men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.