Here's this week's installment!! Enjoy!!
@jentoinfinity: You're sleeping with the wrong people. RT @INDIEAUTHORHULK WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A LITERARY AGENT, BUT SO EASY TO GET CHLAMYDIA?
@MattBryantDFW: The problem with the bat-signal is it lets everybody in freakin' Gotham know he's coming. It should be a subtle iPhone app.
@RickyGervais: Following someone on Twitter & then complaining about what they tweet about is like stalking someone & complaining that they walk too fast.
@AdvicetoWriters: Writers get paid for what other people get scolded for: daydreaming. We’re supposed to wander. RICHARD WALTER
@RuthiKnox: I just need to say, for the record, because I'm really feeling it today: God, I love being a romance writer.
@thejessbess: I've been calling 1-900-MIX-ALOT, but no answer. So I'm not quite sure how else to kick these nasty thoughts.
@BuffaloGrlProbs: I've been doing a lot of bikram yoga...except room temperature and no stretching and in my bed watching TV. #workoutplan #buffalogirl
@RubenAgency: Don't be too serious as a writer. Or anything. If you're not having fun, you're probably doing it wrong.